Monday, April 20, 2020

Come oooooon, Momma!!

Every morning, my momma tortures me. I know, she looks so nice, right?! But she does!


See, the bestest toy in the whole wide WORLD is a plastic bottle. It makes this pawesome crinkling sound when you chew it, and you can throw it and chase it and everything. There's NOTHING better than this bottle! And every morning, Momma pulls one out of the fridgey-rator for me. But does she give it to me? Nooooo! Okay, it requires a little preparation. It comes out of the fridgey-rator with some nasty liquid inside, so she has to get rid of that. But instead of just pouring it down the sink, she drinks it. Blech. I will follow her around and stare at her. Sometimes I'll let out a really pathetic whimper and put a paw on her hand. But she is unmoved!! She just keeps telling me I can have it when she finishes. She's so mean!


So I'm just going to stare at Momma until she gives in. It might take a while. But that bottle is worth it!!

17 comments:

  1. And I bet your momma even thinks it's "good discipline" to make you wait. Or some such rubbish.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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    1. Worse -- she has the NERVE to say it's HERS and I can only have it when she's done!

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  2. Our Mom puts an old sock around the bottle so if our teefs break it a sharp bit won't bite us. Still crinkly though! Abby and Lorelei Lab

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  3. our angel max used to love the chorox bottles, for the same reason, he would toss it in the pool and swim out and bring in in then toss it again. he chased it all over the yard just like you do.

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  4. Oh Matilda...having Momma home all day in up in your business is getting old right?

    LOL
    Hugs Cecilia

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  5. Hari Om
    Oh yes, my angel Jade loved those crinkly bottles too - such fun to be had, right!! Patience will work your way, dear Matilda, I know it!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-auntyxxx

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  6. I love to play with empty containers too. Wow!

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  7. I have a bunny toy that has a plastic bottle inside and he does make the neatest crinkle sounds! I love playing with him with mom. I hope you got your plastic bottle, Matilda!

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  8. And we bet she is a slow sipper!!! Tell her that one of these days she has to drink two of them so you have one ready to go in the morning.

    Woos, Lightning and Timber

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  9. I hope she's not like our Mama, she takes HOURS to finish!
    xoxo,
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

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  10. Bottles make a great noise, don't they?

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  11. Between us it looks like your mom has a drinking problem

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  12. We like ripping up those cardboard coffee cups; but the peeps are so slow to hand it over! We feel your pain.

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  13. to be bottle addicted is cool for dogs but not for humans hahahaha

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  14. BOL keeping staring her down Matilda she is bound to finish in no time!!

    xoxo,
    Matt & Matilda

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  15. Matilda, we hope your mom didn't waste anymore time with drinking the rest of the liquid from the bottle so you could have it. The stare would make us want to pour it down the drain so you could have it. Thanks for sharing. Have a wonderful rest of your week.
    World of Animals

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