Welcome, evfurrybody, to another event in Blogville's fabulous ISO-lympics!
Now, I thought long and hard about what event was best suited for me. I'm so good at fetch and chase and tug and gymnastics, not to mention my dedication in all the napping categories! But I finally decided to share my entry in the beloved event
So you starts off on a nice made bed. Make sure you look extra innocent so you can dodge any obstacles like Momma time-outs.
Then you get started. Warm up slowly. It helps to have a toy to help you get up to the really epic levels of energy.
Build that energy up, faster and faster, until you're a whirling dervish of energy running all around and over and on and off that bed, getting it into just the right artistic spot. Then when the whistle blows -- which sounds a lot like Momma coming back into the room -- flop down in just the right innocent position.
Then just let your momma admire your work. She'll shout your name SO many times!!!
Well, there you have it! I definitely won the gold medal in this event!