Now, I thought long and hard about what event was best suited for me. I'm so good at fetch and chase and tug and gymnastics, not to mention my dedication in all the napping categories! But I finally decided to share my entry in the beloved event
BED UNMAKING!
So you starts off on a nice made bed. Make sure you look extra innocent so you can dodge any obstacles like Momma time-outs.
Then you get started. Warm up slowly. It helps to have a toy to help you get up to the really epic levels of energy.
Build that energy up, faster and faster, until you're a whirling dervish of energy running all around and over and on and off that bed, getting it into just the right artistic spot. Then when the whistle blows -- which sounds a lot like Momma coming back into the room -- flop down in just the right innocent position.
Then just let your momma admire your work. She'll shout your name SO many times!!!
Well, there you have it! I definitely won the gold medal in this event!
yes!!! world record and a super big gold medal! that is a fantabulous kind of sport!!
ReplyDeleteMatilda bravo bravo bravo...well done my Beautiful Boxer lady. Everybuddy knows no
ReplyDelete2 or 4 legger can properly rest in a bed until it has been tested and settled by the bodacious Boxer wiggle butt. You have rec'd a 10+ in this event.
Hugs cecilia
Congratulations Matilda, that was definitely a Gold Medal performance. And your tips on how to execute to perfection the unmaking of a bed will come in very handy...
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Bertie.
Not Mom but you! You can make a bed in record time the correct way. Who said military corners were the correct way to tuck a sheet in.
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You are definitely the best bed unmaker that we've ever seen. That's a gold medal job.
ReplyDeleteMatilda, we love your Bed Unmaking game so much. We love the innocent look just before you start your gold medal performance. Thanks for sharing the fun post. Have a beautiful rest of your day.
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Bravo! We've never seen that event! You are so skillful and you have style. Looks like you've put in lots of practice for a superb performance like that. Thanks for entering the ISO-lympics!!!!
ReplyDeleteWithout a doubt, Matilda - you win the Gold Medal for bed unmaking!!! We don't think we will ever be able to offer you some competition because we can't ever get to that second floor where all the human beds are!!!
ReplyDeleteWoos, Lightning and Timber
WooooHoooo! OMD, gurl, that is some impressive work fursure!! That gets 10's from all the judges! What you have to remember, is to gets the pillows...they are SO comfy on the hinnie!
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Ruby ♥
You did a very thorough job, Matilda, and you are definitely gold medal worthy!
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ReplyDeleteWell, if you ask me, that looks a LOT more comfy!!! Hugs and wag,s YAM-aunty xxx
Wow, we need some lessons from you for this event. Great job. 👏👏👏
ReplyDeleteOh my - R is competing with you from afar, Matilda! He does that daily - and we shout his name too! You get the gold medal because you add a little something special!
ReplyDeleteWow Matilda...I took notes on this one. I try and try, but don't think I have the size to pull it off!
ReplyDeleteYou definitely have the Gold Medal on this one!!
xoxo,
Rosy
That is a Gold Medal performance.
ReplyDeleteWow Matilda! that was so impressive. Not only do you unmake the bed but you also adjust the mattress!!! Way to go gurl!!!
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Mabel & Hilda
You are a master bed un-maker Matilda. You even moved the mattress!
ReplyDeletestanding ovation and the gold metal in this event. you are TOPS at unmaking beds while looking adorable
ReplyDeleteI can't jump up on the bed any more. But I do have a big blanket on the couch that I regularly rumple and roll and eventually push to the floor. Does that count?
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