Monday, September 21, 2020

Weekend shenanigans

 Momma was busy being funny this weekend. (But too busy to post about it. Sheesh, Momma!) Furst, Saturday was Bark Like a Pirate Day, and she wanted to make sure I did my part.

                                                                Avast ye scurvy sea dogs!

Anyways, Momma went to the store after THAT humiliation, so I thought the keraziness was over. But then she told me when she got home that a new dog jumped into her car at the store, and it was so skinny that her rescuer's heart just wouldn't let her leave it behind. So I has a new sister named Morticia.

 


 Momma says she'll live out in the garage most of the time and come out with Elvira and Raven to guard the house during Howl-o-ween. She said that Ichabod broke his hip, so she's not sure if he'll be out. Poor guy!! Hopefully she can help him heal up.


I don't knows WHAT else Momma would get up to if I let her!! Hopefully that's it fur now.

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Betrayal!!

 I've been sniffing something a little funny on Momma when she comes home, now that she's back at the office full time. At furst I thought I must be mistaken. Momma is at work, and she says that I can't work with her now that she's back at the office. But I finally got a good sniff, and OMD!!

 

 Momma says her name is Verity and she's JUST a coworker! She's the new courthouse dog. Her job is to comfort the people, especially little kids, who come in and have to talk to Momma's coworkers about really bad crimes. She'll make them more comfortable to talk about traumatic and embarrassing stuff.

Okay, Momma, I'll agree that's a very impawtant job. I'm really impressed with how calm you say she is. I don't think I'd be so patient when fun little kiddos came to see me!! As long as you say she's JUST a coworker...




MOMMA!!! You WALKED HER?!?!?!



I don't know when I'm going to get over this betrayal...

Monday, August 31, 2020

A masterpiece!

 OMD, you wouldn't believes what Momma showed me yesterday! Our Best Guy's daddy does gawjuss stained glass. He said he was going to make something for the next LBR fundraiser auction. Our Best Guy brought what he made yesterday, and it's the most beautimous thing in the whole-wide world. Obviously, because he used the best model ever!



It's like looking in a mirror! Momma says the framed one even caught my sassy side-eye. BOL!! In addition to the two boxers, he sent a bunch of Christmas ornaments too! They're going to raise SO much money for LBR....probably because Momma's going to spend a lot of it making sure she brings one of ME home!

Friday, August 28, 2020

Talk about pawfect timing!

 BOL, folks!! So yesterday I was complaining that Momma didn't do anything special for me on National Dog Day. Would you believes what came in the mail that very night??

Momma said, "Matilda, did you report me?!?!" Well, let's just say I didn't deny it. It turned out to be a fundraising letter, but she was shook by it, so guess what??




I gots to share her fries for dinner!! MUCH better, Momma. Maybe I'll just keep that number in my pocket juuuuust in case.

Thursday, August 27, 2020

I'd like to register a complaint

 It has come to my attention that yesterday was National Dog Day. And did I get any special treatment? NO, I did NOT! I spent a completely ordinary day of sleeping in, going for walkies, napping under Momma's desk, eating treats, playing with my toys, and curling up next to Momma on the couch at the end of the day.

What abuse!! What neglect!! I think this might really be the last straw. Anyone have the number for the SPCA?