Saturday, July 4, 2020

Happy barkday, America!

Today is America's barkday. Momma and I celebrated by watching Hamilton yesterday and learning all about our nation's birth. She says we're going to watch it again a few times today before a special surprising tonight. I'd better get all warmed up. Me me me me me!

"I"m not throwing away my shot!"

We hope you have a wonderful Fourth of July!

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Life cycle of a toy

Oh boy, I had FUN this weekend! Our Best Guy came over to celebrate his barkday, so I had to give him lots of kisses. But do you know what, his momma Auntie M sent a present just for me?? She'd heard Momma say how much I loved plastic bottles, so she got me a special bottle.

"Oh wow, champagne?? I'm a high-stylin' doggie now!"
 I immediately set to work opening the bottle to enjoy my bubbly. But I noticed something strange!

"Hmm, there's something odd about the bottom of this bottle..."

"What the woof?! That's not champagne, it's a plastic bottle!!"

What a pawesome surprise, huh?? The champagne bottle held a real live plastic bottle inside!!! I wasted no time pulling it out and chomping that thing into bits until Momma had to put it away.

"Wait a didn't refill!! Don't champagne bottles magically refill???"

"I'm just going to keep a close eye on it in case it refills itself..."

PeeS: A big HAPPY BARKDAY to Casey's Boy today!!

Friday, June 26, 2020

Take Your Dog to Work Day

Oh boy, it's so exciting!! I've been asking Momma every year if I could go with her for Take Your Dog to Work Day, and she kept saying no no no. But this year, she said I could go to work with her!!!

...I feel like I have been cheated somehow.

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

So sick of the pupperazi!

I'm having to take steps to avoid my naps being interrupted by the darn flashy beast!

Friday, June 19, 2020

Happy International Box Day!

As an official Boxer Ambassador, I would like to wish each and every one of you a happy International Box Day!! Please celebrate the day by boxing in whatever way you prefer.

PeeS: Sometime during quarantine, Momma gots a box delivered that made her laugh with how HUGE it was. So of course she made me take a picture posing in it, specifically for the next Box Day. Today she went to pull it up...and she can't finds it! She moved a bunch of pictures from her phone to her computer, but she's checked both places and can't find it anywhere. Good help is SO hard to find!! So you get an older box picture of me instead.

Monday, June 15, 2020

Food! And other stuff.

I finally gots to eat!!! That's the impawtant thing.

So Momma and I went up to the dogtor's after I starved for half the morning. We had to wait in the car instead going inside where everyone could fuss over me as usual, which I did NOT like. Every time one of the vet techs went by, I jumped around waiting to see if they were going to come pet me and love on me.

 Then one of them finally came, and I went inside without Momma. I was not a fan of this. I kept twisting around and looking back to figure out where she was. Not fun. Then they did mysterious things in the back, looking at my paw with the owie and doing a skin scrape and all sorts of yucky stuff. The conclusion? Yup, I have allergies. I also have a bacterial infection AND a yeast infection in my paws. So I got lots of different meds to work on those things, and I have to take them for days and days and days!! Bah. But hopefully this will help things and I won't need to go to the allergist for full tests. Momma didn't like me going in on my own because I'm not as good at asking the dogtor questions, so there's still some stuff we have to figure out. But the impawtant thing?

I ate like a pig when I came home, and now I'm in a food coma under Momma's desk. Ahhhhhhh.

Send help

Too...weak.... Can't... go.... on!

Momma is STARVING me to death this morning!! In a little bit we're going to go visit the dogtor for my annual checkup, and Momma's going to ask her about my allergies. I'm licking my paws ALL the time and have a big sore on one, plus I've been going BALD! She's not sure what tests they might run, so she said I can't have breakfast until after we get back. If I survive that long!!!