"Oh wow, champagne?? I'm a high-stylin' doggie now!"
"Hmm, there's something odd about the bottom of this bottle..."
"What the woof?! That's not champagne, it's a plastic bottle!!"
What a pawesome surprise, huh?? The champagne bottle held a real live plastic bottle inside!!! I wasted no time pulling it out and chomping that thing into bits until Momma had to put it away.
"Wait a second...it didn't refill!! Don't champagne bottles magically refill???"
"I'm just going to keep a close eye on it in case it refills itself..."
PeeS: A big HAPPY BARKDAY to Casey's Boy today!!