OMD, folks, you'll never guess what happened early this morning! Momma and I were under attack!
There we were, innocently asleep in bed, when all of a sudden squirrels started throwing acorn grenades at us!!! I could hear them hitting the roof and the windows, over and over and over. There must've been a HUGE squirrel army out there!! Momma tried saying it was something called "hail" and part of the thunderstorm, but HAH! I've heard thunder, and it doesn't come with stuff attacking us!!
It was a pretty tense time, folks. I was on high alert to protect Momma if those squirrels breached the house. I wanted to go out and drive them away, but you know, I couldn't leave Momma unprotected. Eventually they were skeered off by my intimidating presence. PHEW!!! I sure hope they don't try THAT again.