Tuesday, September 29, 2020
I'm really upset about dis one, folks. I have my own personal Piggy. Well, last night I got a little peckish and decided I really wanted some bacon. So I gots to work digging in, and...
Dere's nothing in there but STUFFING!! No bacon, no pork chops, no sausage! Can you believes dis??
I need to put a complaint in to the manager...
Monday, September 21, 2020
Momma was busy being funny this weekend. (But too busy to post about it. Sheesh, Momma!) Furst, Saturday was Bark Like a Pirate Day, and she wanted to make sure I did my part.
Avast ye scurvy sea dogs!
Anyways, Momma went to the store after THAT humiliation, so I thought the keraziness was over. But then she told me when she got home that a new dog jumped into her car at the store, and it was so skinny that her rescuer's heart just wouldn't let her leave it behind. So I has a new sister named Morticia.
Momma says she'll live out in the garage most of the time and come out with Elvira and Raven to guard the house during Howl-o-ween. She said that Ichabod broke his hip, so she's not sure if he'll be out. Poor guy!! Hopefully she can help him heal up.
I don't knows WHAT else Momma would get up to if I let her!! Hopefully that's it fur now.
Tuesday, September 15, 2020
I've been sniffing something a little funny on Momma when she comes home, now that she's back at the office full time. At furst I thought I must be mistaken. Momma is at work, and she says that I can't work with her now that she's back at the office. But I finally got a good sniff, and OMD!!
Momma says her name is Verity and she's JUST a coworker! She's the new courthouse dog. Her job is to comfort the people, especially little kids, who come in and have to talk to Momma's coworkers about really bad crimes. She'll make them more comfortable to talk about traumatic and embarrassing stuff.
Okay, Momma, I'll agree that's a very impawtant job. I'm really impressed with how calm you say she is. I don't think I'd be so patient when fun little kiddos came to see me!! As long as you say she's JUST a coworker...
MOMMA!!! You WALKED HER?!?!?!
I don't know when I'm going to get over this betrayal...