"Pssty! Hey, goggie, you awake?"
"Goggie, wake up!"
"Wha---? I sleeping, Pigeon!"
"Today is National Cat Day! You're supposed to be paying attention to meeeee!"
"Don't be upset, sissy! I would never furget such an impawtant day."
"She didn't?! Well, she's going to remedy that RIGHT NOW."
"The throne is acceptable. I demand tribute of tuna and feather toys."
Happy National Cat Day to all my kitcat furiends, but most especially to my big sister Pigeon, who is the bestest furiend and sister any pup could ask for!