"Um, hello, Momma. Hungry boxers right here. Did you forget something?"
It wasn't working!! She just cooed about how cute we were and got the flashy beast out. UGH! Fortunately, we may be super mannerly boxers, but we've got someone else in the house who doesn't put up with nonsense.
"HEY! Momma lady! Food NOW!"
PHEW!! Thanks for the rescue, Pigeon!! We really owe you.