Since Momma was too busy robbing me of my manhood -- and I don't mean the trip to the vet -- we don't have any pictures. So I have recreated the scene. My good buddy Goose has volunteered to help out. No, not that Goose. This Goose.
Don't worry, no Gooses were harmed in this recreation. So. The betrayal. It started innocently enough. I was on patrol in the yard while my sissy Cinderella did her business. Then suddenly, I caught the scent.
Yes, we had an INVADER in our yard! I set up a ferocious round of barking to let everyone know that I was on the job and RAN as fast as I could to the far end of the yard. Sure enough -- there it was!!
Yes, that's right, my yard had been invaded by a horrible, ugly, nasty TREE RAT!! (Played by Goose.) I immediately grabbed him in my fierce jaws and prepared to defend my family and my home.
And then do you know what happened?? I was betrayed. BETRAYED!! Momma started shrieking and screaming and saying "Casey, no! Casey, leave it!" Leave it?!
I can't look at any of you now. I'm just too ashamed. Maybe someday I'll recover... but I'm not so sure. I don't think I'll ever be able to see Momma in quite the same way.
Casey you have to understand they are such Drama Queens. Be proud and stand tall just for the fact you caught that dirty little scoundrelReplyDelete
Lily & Edward
Casey you are our hero!!! Not only did you catch a tree rat you actually got to shake it and shake it and shake it, what more could you haf asked for. Your momma actually did you a favor cos now since she made you let it LIVE you can catch it again and again, sooooo that means you can shake it again and again...you are looking at this all wrong buddy!!!! Stand tall and proud!!ReplyDelete
stella rose----I bow down to you.
Hey theere Casey-man ....an'u r the MAN. You know what u wuz duin'an'u know what u had planned fur that wretched tree rat. Yes, your mom did b-tray u BUTT like Stella Rose sed, u haz anuther chance - next time, that tree may not b so lucky. Our momz aren't alwayz around - u will haf your day with that tree rat an'then ... BYE BYE TREE RAT - FUR GOOD!ReplyDelete
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta
Moms . . . who can understand them?? They just do NOT think logically! No worries, you're still a stud . . . well maybe not literally but you know what we mean.ReplyDelete
Murphy & Stanley
Casey, just knowing that those Jaws of Doom are present in your yard sends a strong NO TRESSPASSING message to the tree rat community. You've done well, buddy...ReplyDelete
MOL MOL MOL MOL WHAT A GREAT STORY WE CAN ACTUALLY VISUALIZE THE ENTIRE EVENT. I THINK I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR MOM'S VOICE ECHOING. CASEY MY FRIEND...I FEAR OUR MOMS SEND MIXED MESSAGES WHICH REQUIRES BRAIN FILTERS TO DECIPHER....THE RULES CHANGE DAILY!! TO YOU I SAY WELL DONE!!ReplyDelete
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Oh.My.Dog. I cannot believe she stripped you of your manhood in front of an intruder...a lousy tree rat! What was she thinking? I know you would've deaded that tree rat and shown all the tree rats in your neighborhood where NOT to spend their days...unless they want those days to be their last!ReplyDelete
OH CASEY.... this just makes us SICK to think about.ReplyDelete
THE NERVE of you mom to deprive you of the chance to DEAD AN EVIL SQUIRREL. We are SICK we tell you, Sorry and Sick. THIS is UNBELIEVABLE ... an OUTRAGE... This is NOT your fault... it is PROBABLY some Vile SPELL that the Evil One Cast upon your momma... Pawhaps she needs to go to the Renny Sauce Fair and try to find MERLIN the MAGICAL and have him remove the Spell or CURSE.
OMD... STAND YOUR GROUND... HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH... you did your VERY BESTEST to rid the world of that MONSTER.
Dat are just terribull. I's killed dem tree rats (and regular ol rats and mousies) and I bring em to my momma as a gift. I finks she are proud of me.ReplyDelete
Great telling of the big adventure, Casey!!! Moms are like that, ours is the same! We don't see squirrels often in our yard, although one was brave enough to climb one of our trees. We have better luck chasing those pesky wabbits - we will leave out the morbid details, but you get the picture.ReplyDelete
Better luck next time, Casey.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
BOL and shame on her, you were just doing your job.ReplyDelete
Aroo to you,
Evil tree rat. U sure showed the tree rat a thing or two. I am sure that tree rat wont come back to your place anymore.ReplyDelete
We are cracking up at your re-enactment! I am very proud that you actually had a tree rat in your mouth!ReplyDelete
That was so exciting!!! You tell a great story! But seriously, Casey - I don't think LESS of you, I think MORE of you! You did what your mama told you to, and that's a good thing! You showed that tree rat who's the boss AND you made your mom happy by listening to her. It's a win-win. Really.ReplyDelete