I've told you about my Auntie Jess before, the one who is married to My Boy. (And who cruelly didn't ask me to be ring dog or ANYTHING at the wedding! I've forgiven her...mostly.)
She came to stay with us a few days ago while Momma went off to do something exciting and exotic and amazing. I don't know what it was, but it MUST be totally amazing because she LIED to us about what it was. She said she was going to some place for people to watch her sleep. Watch her sleep?? Yeah right, Momma!! Tell us the truth when you're ready!
Anyway, I miiiiiiight have sulked a little bit that Momma cruelly abandoned me for the night. A teeny tiny bit. But it was totally justified!
Jessie sucked up a lot. She says that she and Auntie Jess have a special bond because they have the same name. Whatever!!
It was a long night full of hardship and deprivation.
But we made it through in the end, and Momma came home in the morning!
I guess it wasn't TOO bad after all. You can come back later if you wants to, Auntie Jess! But, uh, can you bring My Boy with you next time???