Tuesday, February 2, 2016

How I Saved Momma's Life!

A Heroic Tale by Jessie!

So this morning, we took our morning walk pretty late because Momma was lazy aliens kept hitting the snooze button telekinetically. Usually when we walk, it's still dark and there's not many people around. But this morning it was bright and there were lots of walkers and cars.

Before long, I became aware of a VERY suspicious character. He was walking right behind us a few feet, cleverly disguised as a teenage boy. But I KNEW! He was really an alien in disguise, out to kidnap Momma and take her away to their planet so she could give THEM treats and bellyrubs and take them on walks. That FIEND!!

So I made sure to let him know that I was WATCHING and I wasn't about to let him kidnap MY momma. Furst I just kept looking back at him suspiciously. But then when we made the turn to head back home, I made sure to growl and lunge at him. "STAY AWAY FROM MY MOMMA, YOU EVIL ALIEN!!!!!!"

And sure enough, it WORKED!! Right there at the turn to our house or the high school, he turned AWAY from us an in search of easier prey!!

No thanks are needed, Momma. It's enough knowing I saved you. But... uh... a few treats wouldn't really go amiss.


  1. good girl Jessie. glad you all got a walk in and did not get kid or dog napped

  2. BOL...You sure told him, Jessie!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty and Bilbo

  3. WTG Jessie you have the heart of a lion and the sweetness of a lamb.
    Hugs madi your

  4. What would Mom do without your help??? That was a very big and a very important job to do and you did it so well.

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

  5. Great job Jess! I hope you got extra belly rubs.

    Aroo to you,

  6. Jessie - you did a wonderful job protecting your momma!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  7. Hari OM
    teenage mutants, eh? Mamma will be glad she had you along! Hugs and wags, YAN-aunty xxx

  8. Oh you is sooo brave, those alien thingys are very crafty wiv their disguises!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  9. OMD JESSIE.... You did a GRAND and GLORIOUS job of Pawtecting your mom from that Horrid Alien... I'll bet he got in his SHIP and is now WAY Far from Blogville... Never to Return... AND your mom is safe and SURELY READY to dispense MANY treats and Tummy Rubs fur your JOB WELL DONE.

  10. Jessie! You are sooo incredibly BRAVE! We bet that teenager almost lost his breakfast he was sooo scared! Good job sweetie! :)

    the critters in the cottage xo

    P.S. Our babygate doesn't have a door. The cats just jump over it. A door sounds really cool though!

  11. Well done!!! We must protect our human food dispensers at all costs.

  12. Oh, JESSIE! Well done! We're so proud of you!

  13. Excellent job. Forget the treats you should get breakfast in bed
    Lily & Edward

  14. Wow, Jessie, excellent work! You never know where those aliens are hiding. Hope you scored a treat!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish