Friday, February 26, 2016

Once Upon a Time!

Today is Lord Shiloh and Lady Shasta's Fairy Tale Day!

Okay, how do these start? Oh, I know!

Once Upon a Time...

There was a beeYOUtiful princess trapped in a tower.

"But Casey, I don't want to be a princess.  I'm a cowgirl!"

"This is a fairy tale, Jessie. Fairy tales have beeYOUtiful princesses, not cowgirls!"

"I thought that accuracy was important in storytelling."

"Not in fairy tales! Now hush and let me tell the story."

The beeYOUtiful -- and very pouty -- princess was sad because

"Because she had to be a stupid ol' princess instead of a cowgirl, right?"

The beeYOUtiful COWGIRL princess

"That's better!"

was very sad because she was locked all alone with no toys or treats or stuffies or anything.

"OMD!! Casey, this is a skeery story!! What did the beeYOUtiful cowgirl princess DO?!?!"

The beeYOUtiful cowgirl princess knew that a strong brave handsome knight would save her someday. Unfortunately, he was delayed by the evil sign dragon outside the tower.

But the strong brave handsome knight would not be thwarted, and eventually he made it past perils untold to find the beeYOUtiful cowgirl princess in her tower.

"OH Casey! I mean, strong brave handsome knight! I KNEW you woulds save me. There are no stuffies here at ALL, did you know that?!?!"

So the strong brave handsome knight took the beeYOUtiful cowgirl princess by the paw and led her out of the tower.

"Jessie, why are you rolling on the grass?"

"I'm celebrating my freedom!"

"There's still a dragon to face! We don't have time for rolling on the grass!"

"If YOU'D been locked in a tower with no stuffies or treats or anything, you'd seize the moment and roll on the grass!"

So EVENTUALLY -- as in when SOMEONE stopped rolling in the grass -- the strong brave handsome knight walked right past stood BRAVELY up to the dragon and won the beeYOUtiful cowgirl princess's freedom!

"Oh THANK YOU, strong brave handsome knight! You're my HERO!!!"

The beeYOUtiful cowgirl princess went to her new castle


went to her new rodeo and had every toy she could ever dream of to play with.

And the strong brave handsome knight went home to his OWN stuffie and decided the darned beeYOUtiful cowgirl princess could just rescue HERSELF next time!


Mark Muller said...

I love that story... and maybe that cowgirl princess can catch that dragon-tower with her lasso to bring it down so her fabulous rodeo horse can smash it with its hooves?

Sandra said...

he he he... i love it and glad there is a happy ending and you are home with all your toys

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

I am glad the strong brave handsome knight saved the day! Pawsome story!

Dory and the Mama said...

BOL...Oh Casey, one day Jessie will realize just what a daring and brave big brother she has!!
What a wonderful story!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Julie said...

Well I finks yous a pawsome strong brave handsome knight, a very beeYOUtiful cowgirl princess and I is VERY please you gutted rescued!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
BOL... oh that was a rip-roaringly grand tale!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Madi and Mom said...

MOl Mol MOl Knight Casey bless your heart you did a great job of telling at Fairy tale in spite of your rodeo riding, cowgirl trying to navigate from the saddle!! Bravo bravo to you all!
Hugs madi your bfff

Jans Funny Farm said...

You two do tell an interesting story. We're glad it all worked out in the end.

LP said...

You are right, Casey. princesses! can probably rescue themselves! :)

the critters in the cottage xo

Idaho PugRanch said...

Oh Casey & Jessie - you gave us a good chuckle with this fairy tail!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh that was a good one BOL
Lily & Edward

Bailey said...

Frankly the dragon might be a large draw for the rodeo.

The Army of Four said...

AWESOME! I especially liked the part about the rodeo!!! Umm... I mean "castle".
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Now THAT'S a pawesome fairy tale, complete with a damsel in distress and a true hero - Casey to the rescue!!!

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Whitley Westie said...

What a pawsome story!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Awwwwwww Jessie... OOOPS we mean Cowgirrrrl Princess... we are soooooooo happy that you were rescued from that awful place an that you NOW have a Brother to ALWAYS come to your Rescue.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Love a story where the cowgirl princess can take care of herself!

Ziggy Stardust said...

Wow that is a super great story and I love the cow girl part. I am so glad that Cowgirl Jessie is rescued and now she can be a cowgirl and do what she wants.

Please come to my birthday party. Mommy is donating to LBR for every comment we get. So come and comment please.

Ziggy Out!!

Murphy said...

A wonderful story! So Jessie wants to be a cowgirl huh? Well she is living in rodeo country!

Keep Calm & Bark on!

Murphy & Stanley