Tuesday, April 1, 2014

My confession

So my furiends, on this fine and beeYOUtiful spring day, I wanted to make a confession. I'm a little hesitant to do it, but I know you're all my furiends and you've got my back.


See, the other day, I was lounging quietly on the couch when I suddenly heard a noise at the front door.


There was a whole band of marauding squirrels trying to beat down the door! They had a little battering ram made out of acorns and everything. They were shouting "Death to doggies!" and shaking their little fists. Let me tell you, furiends, it was terrifying.


Well, in the face of invaders like that, there's only one thing a dog could do.


I put my head down and said, "Come on in, guys, there's plenty of bacon to share!"

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APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!


Oh come on, guys! Share bacon?! You know me better than that. BOL!

15 comments:

Sandra said...

we know you would never share your bacon with Squirrels. but i did enjoy this Tall Tale about the mini battering ram.....

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Shame on you... you had us TOTALLY Fooled. We believed every terror filled word of it... BUTT it was kinda funny to visualize them out there with their NUTTY battering ram. hehhehehehe

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL BRAVO CASEY. BOY DO I HEAR YOU THE DAY I SHARE BACON IS THE DAY MOM WILL NEED TO PUT ME IN STRAIGHT JACKET.
HUGS THAT WAS FUNNY
MADI YOUR BFFF

stellaroselong said...

Oh that was just a grandest joke...we knew you wouldn't share bacon wif those little scoundrels....only ours dad does stooopid things like that.
stella rose

houndstooth said...

I knew you'd never let them in, or share bacon! That's crazy talk!


Bunny

LP said...

We were starting to doubt you a little bit Casey when you described the "nutty battering ram" but we knew for sure you'd never share your bacon! What kind of dog shares his bacon with squirrels? Not your kind... that's for sure! :p

the critters in the cottage xo

Two French Bulldogs said...

Aaahhhhh, got us!
Lily & Edward

Chef Sasha said...

BwaaaaHaaaa! You totally had me until the sharing bacon part!


Love Sasha

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Lol.

Sully said...

BOL you had me goin, Casey.

Aroo to you,
Sully

Wyatt said...

I thought you had gone loco there for a minute...haha.
You could always invite the squirrels in and then make squirrel bacon. :D

Wyatt

Idaho PugRanch said...

CASEY!!! Your really had us scared for a minute, sharing bacon???? NO!!!
BOL!
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

hahahaha! You had me wondering WTD For a minute there lol

The Army of Four said...

Ha roo roo roo!!!! You had us going, Casey!!!
Play bows,
Zim

Ellen Gawthorp said...

BOL! You got us ..

Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney