Yes, I'm hosting the KISSING BOOTH for Mayoress Madi's Queen of Hearts dance on Valentine's Day. Here's how it works. You have three options. Furst, and I'm sure the most popular, there's me.
I'll have the furst seat at the kissing booth, and anyone who wants to join the mile-long line can come on over for a furst-rate smackeroo! But even though I'm gawjuss and irresistable, I know maybe some of the guys don't want a kiss from me. That's okay, 'cause I've got help!
That's right, my sissy Cinderella has offered to lend a paw!! This is HUGE, folks. Cinderella's a very picky kisser. But for Madi's ball, she's pulling out all the stops. So if you're interested, she's ready.
But wait, there's more!
As a third option, we'll have an open spot on the booth. If any of you have a special someone of your own that you'd prefer to kiss instead of me or Cinderella, hop on up!!
SO, here's how it will work. I need pictures from you, ready to be kissed, no later than February 1st. You can send them to me at dreagoddess(at)gmail(dot)com. Please specify if you want to kiss me, Cinderella, or freestyle. (If you're choosing the third option, I have to have a picture of you AND the special someone you want to kiss!!) Then on Valentine's Day, come on over to see everyone at the kissing booth! It'll be lots of fun, so don't miss out!
This will be SO MUCH FUN!!! WHOO!!!
Okay, but I said there were going to be TWO impawtant announcements. The second is much less fun. Furiends, I've heard of a dastardly plot today. Did you know that minions of evil managed to make today officially "Squirrel Appreciation Day"?!?!?
Stand firm against this vile affront! Say no to squirrels!!!