1. I look after my momma's health. Momma works very hard to stay healthy and in shape, and I do my part to help her. Every single day, without fail, I make sure she gets her exercise by taking her out for a walk. Not just once, but twice. Sometimes she grumbles about wanting to stay in bed or not go out in the cold or rain, but I poke her with my cold nose and sometimes even bark a little to get her motivated. Without me, she'd be a lazy lump on the couch.
2. I'm the official trash inspector. I have to conduct random searches of the kitchen trash can to make sure Momma isn't mixing recycleables in with the regular trash. I'm very thorough and make sure I've checked every last item. It's exhausting, but I do what I have to to protect our planet.
3. I keep the kitchen counters neat. Sometimes Momma gets lazy and leaves stuff out on the kitchen counters, even though that means the poor kitties have to walk an obstacle course. So I make sure to remind her on occasion that she needs to keep food off those counters and put away where they belong.
4. I'm Momma's official bed warmer. Really, Momma can't sleep in the winter without me. She gets into bed and starts trying to get settled, but she can't settle down until I jump up under the covers with her, plant a paw in her stomach, and put my head on her shoulder. Then she's warm and comfy and can sleep.
See, Santa? I'm a very Good Boy and deserve LOTS of presents this year! Thank you for your consideration.