Sunday, August 4, 2013

Distractions from my mean momma

I've said it before, but I have MEAN momma. Do you know what she did to me on Friday? She tricked me into thinking it was going to be a fun day because she stayed home from work, and she even invited two new people over to play with me! Hooray!! But then guess what she did?

She snapped a leash on me! In my own house!!She made me come over and lay down in the kitchen while our visitors went in and out of the house and fiddled with our TV and everything. Momma had the nerve to tell me that they were there to set up TV service instead of to play with me. AS IF!! Everyone who comes to our house is there to play with me! But my mean momma kept them away.

I pulled Dragon over and had a long chat with him about how mean my momma was. Dragon offered to fly over to the visitors and escort them over to me. It was such an utterly humiliating time. Fortunately Momma decided that I needed something to distract me from the indignity.

Sniff sniff. Oooh, I smell Sasha on this! It's my prize for a contest I won! Oooh, this is almost distracting enough to furget the leash I'm wearing.

What's in it? It all smells so good!!

Look at all this pawesome stuff! Under my right paw is a pawtrait of Chef Sasha herself! Plus there's some bone-shaped cookie cutters and treats, and on my left a cookbook from Three Dog Bakery! Momma can make up for her behavior today by making me some noms, stat!

Oh, or you can open up the bag of noms that Sasha sent me. That will do, while my treats are in the oven. Open that bag, Momma!

I even shared with Cinderella. Aren't I a good brother? (OH, and if you were wondering, Cinderella was not cruelly tied up during our visit. Momma said something about her not jumping all over the TV guys while they tried to work. I smell favoritism.)

THANKS, SASHA!!! I love my prize!


  1. Oh, what NICE prizes! And you were VERY sweet to share with Cinderella.
    We just had some TV guy here, too! It must be an epidemic. Zim and I had to be on leashes, too. How in the world am I supposed to protect everyone if I'm on lead? Ha-rumph!!!

  2. You poor thing. Mummies sure are mean!! Congrats on your prize though, hope that made up for it a little

  3. How does she expect them to do the job right without your supervision?
    Morgan, Sebastian, the Porties, Syd and Mac

  4. Great pressies from Sasha - bet those treats were tasty. At least you only had to stay on a leash. If we have visitors like a TV guy, we have to stay in the kitchen behind the prison gate:(

    Happy Sunday.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  5. Mommy tried to write a comment last night from her phone -- butt she was tired -- and her clumsy thumb hit the "sign out" button instead of backspacing to delete a typo!

    Anyway, we wanted to say we feel your pain about being locked up when utility people come to the house! Our mommy is mean like that too! We usually have to sit in the kitchen when work is being done around the house!

  6. They are known to be a bunch of tricksters! At least you got some goodies out of the ordeal
    Benny & Lily

  7. I am so happy you won and that you like everything!! Mommy puts me on a leash when strangers come over to fix stuff. I don't like it either. I hope Momma makes you some good nommies soon.

    Loveys Sasha

  8. That looked like a box filled with yummy surprises and treats Casey! And your Mama is not mean. Ours is MEAN...she BARELY gives us treats. Ever!

    the critters in the cottage xo