So this is my boy. His name is Neil, and he's a very good boy. He's one of Momma's very best friends.
Hey may look like a two-legger, but trust me, he's a dog all the way! And he's the BEST dog! He gets on all fours, he wrestles with me, and he even sleeps on the floor with me sometimes!
I loves my boy very much.
This is Auntie Jess. She's one of Momma's other best friends, and she's my boy's girl! Doesn't that work out nicely? She doesn't wrestle, but she has very nice, soft hands.
Yesterday, Momma told me that Neil got down on one knee and Auntie Jess started crying. That sounds really bizarre to me, but Momma said it means that they're going to get married. Oh! Well, I guess that's okay. (I guess Neil has to do two-legger things sometimes because he looks like one of them.) So grreat big CONGRRRATULATIONS to my boy and his girl. I'm so happy for both of you!!
And hey, if you need a ring bearer, I know just the dog for the job!