Bed models

We gots a new bedspread for our big bed last night, so of course Jessie and I had to be models to pawperly show it off.

It looks pretty good, Momma. But hang on, we need to adjust it for you a little bit.

There we go! Much more comfortable. You're welcome, Momma.

Never forget

Our new residents!

Oh wow, everyone, I was so excited when Momma said she was going to bring home a new brother and sister for me. I asked, "Do you mean fur-siblings or skin-siblings?" Momma said, "Neither!" I was super confused. But then last night, I got to meet them!

OMD! I see what Momma meant. They smelled kinda weird, and they didn't talk at all. Momma said they don't drool or shed, which are points in their favor. HMPH. I thought she liked everything seasoned with a bit of boxer fur.

Anyway, Momma said they're pretty shy and are going to hang out in our garage most of the time, but in October they're going to come out in our yard to hang out in our little Howl-o-ween cemetary. What fun for them!!

The only thing we're not sure of are their names. Momma said she's pretty sure that the big guy is Ichabod. But we need a good name for his little sister. Any thoughts?


Pupdate: Momma is naming them Ichabod and Elvira. Thanks to Kinley for the Elvira suggestion, Momma thought it was pawfect!

Teddy Bear Day!

Today is Teddy Bear Day! You know, sometimes a dog just needs his teddy to chill out with.

Nothing against my other stuffies, but sometimes there's just no one like Teddy.

...WHAT IS JESSIE DOING TO MY TEDDY?!?!?!

Quite simply, gentlemen, this means war. Give me that bear!!!

Mrrrph. MINE!!!!

It's okay, Teddy. I've got you. I'll keep you safe now.

I have the meanest momma in the world!

OMD! Can you believe humans sometimes?!?! We have a JOB to do, right? We are supposed to pawtect our homes. But then when we try, they get all obstructionist on us!

So last night, there was a BIG event in the back yard. Jessie and I kept running out our dog door to check it out, and coming back in to drink some water and pant, because we were BUSY out there. Finally Momma asked, "What are you guys DOING out there?" And then -- she SHUT the dog door!!

Agony!!

Yes, just as we were guarding our home, Momma kept us from doing our job!! What was out there -- an army of bunny invaders, the squirrel mafia, some evil possum hitmen?? She'll never know, because she didn't let us take care of it!!

 "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it an army of tree rats bent on our total destruction?"

Furiends, I just don't know what to do about this. I mean, I barked and barked and barked at Momma last night. I rang my bells to go outside, then barked some more when she didn't open it. I really don't know what else I could've done on the situation. Momma was CLEARLY derelict of duty. Do any of you have suggestions?

"Now Momma, let's have a talk about where you went wrong..."

What a grreat weekend!

Hey folks! Boy, I like this whole "long weekend" concept. Momma spent THREE whole days with us, no work! There was a lot of this.

 And then some of this.

A lot of this.

 And a whole lot of this!

Whew! I'm worn out. I think I'll take a nap while Momma heads back to work.

Funtime Friday

My kitty sister Pigeon got a new scratcher/lounger this week, and she's spending ALL her time in it!

"Mm, smells like nip!"