So last night, there was a BIG event in the back yard. Jessie and I kept running out our dog door to check it out, and coming back in to drink some water and pant, because we were BUSY out there. Finally Momma asked, "What are you guys DOING out there?" And then -- she SHUT the dog door!!
Yes, just as we were guarding our home, Momma kept us from doing our job!! What was out there -- an army of bunny invaders, the squirrel mafia, some evil possum hitmen?? She'll never know, because she didn't let us take care of it!!
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it an army of tree rats bent on our total destruction?"
Furiends, I just don't know what to do about this. I mean, I barked and barked and barked at Momma last night. I rang my bells to go outside, then barked some more when she didn't open it. I really don't know what else I could've done on the situation. Momma was CLEARLY derelict of duty. Do any of you have suggestions?
"Now Momma, let's have a talk about where you went wrong..."
Hoomans can be confusing...ReplyDelete
humans huh? but maybe we should see it positive: maybe they planned a surprise in the back yard for you ?ReplyDelete
Sorry mama was right. It might be a possum. And you could be hurt.ReplyDelete
We can pawsonally tell you that NO good EVER comes from closing that doggie door! We hope it is now open!! Yes, your mama needs straightened out on this impawtent matter!ReplyDelete
Murphy & Stanley
Ha roo roo roo!!! Oh, Casey! That last picture just CRACKED us up! Having said that, your mama needs to let you do your job!!! Goodness!!!ReplyDelete
You mean she locked your guard door!! How did she expect you to patrol!!ReplyDelete
Lily & Edward
Oh Yeah the doodz know all about that - not that I am inciting anarchy or anything... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Wow, she is mean. Hailey would pee on the floor to show her!ReplyDelete
Call a carpenter. You need a doggy doorReplyDelete
I HAVE one, but mean ol' Momma SHUT it!!Delete
Hoomans never know what they want...one minute they are all like, protect me at all cost! The next, they're like, be quiet I'm watching a movie! Huh? The cats here throw up to be noticed...you could try that...;pReplyDelete
the critters in the cottage xo
Maybe she was worried it was a skunk - you don't want to get sprayed by one of those.ReplyDelete
But next time she does that with the door, just fire up the old chain saw - THAT will get her attention.
No telling how many times y'all have saved her life with out her knowing. If she doesn't let you do your jobs this could turn out very very bad for her. She could be held hostage by the squirrel mafia and there is no negotiating those guys.ReplyDelete
Aroo to you,
OMD, I SO HEAR YA!!!!! HOLY SQUIRREL SNOTS! The peeps just don't understand all that goes into protectin' the estate!!! geesh.ReplyDelete
Hey, if you needs back up, I can be overs in two shakes of a possum's tail!
Sometimes Mamas just don't get it!!ReplyDelete
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 20 lashes with sticky spaghetti noodles will do the trick...I'm positive!!ReplyDelete
Hugs madi your bff
PS what a cute post
WEll you could pee on the floor. stella roseReplyDelete
How can you pawtect your home if she won't let you? Shutting your door? That was wrong!ReplyDelete
Louis Dog Armstrong