Wednesday, September 7, 2016

I have the meanest momma in the world!

OMD! Can you believe humans sometimes?!?! We have a JOB to do, right? We are supposed to pawtect our homes. But then when we try, they get all obstructionist on us!

So last night, there was a BIG event in the back yard. Jessie and I kept running out our dog door to check it out, and coming back in to drink some water and pant, because we were BUSY out there. Finally Momma asked, "What are you guys DOING out there?" And then -- she SHUT the dog door!!


Yes, just as we were guarding our home, Momma kept us from doing our job!! What was out there -- an army of bunny invaders, the squirrel mafia, some evil possum hitmen?? She'll never know, because she didn't let us take care of it!!

 "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it an army of tree rats bent on our total destruction?"

Furiends, I just don't know what to do about this. I mean, I barked and barked and barked at Momma last night. I rang my bells to go outside, then barked some more when she didn't open it. I really don't know what else I could've done on the situation. Momma was CLEARLY derelict of duty. Do any of you have suggestions?

"Now Momma, let's have a talk about where you went wrong..."


  1. humans huh? but maybe we should see it positive: maybe they planned a surprise in the back yard for you ?

  2. Sorry mama was right. It might be a possum. And you could be hurt.

  3. We can pawsonally tell you that NO good EVER comes from closing that doggie door! We hope it is now open!! Yes, your mama needs straightened out on this impawtent matter!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  4. Ha roo roo roo!!! Oh, Casey! That last picture just CRACKED us up! Having said that, your mama needs to let you do your job!!! Goodness!!!

  5. You mean she locked your guard door!! How did she expect you to patrol!!
    Lily & Edward

  6. Hari OM
    Oh Yeah the doodz know all about that - not that I am inciting anarchy or anything... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  7. Wow, she is mean. Hailey would pee on the floor to show her!

  8. Hoomans never know what they minute they are all like, protect me at all cost! The next, they're like, be quiet I'm watching a movie! Huh? The cats here throw up to be could try that...;p

    the critters in the cottage xo

  9. Maybe she was worried it was a skunk - you don't want to get sprayed by one of those.

    But next time she does that with the door, just fire up the old chain saw - THAT will get her attention.

    Abby Lab

  10. No telling how many times y'all have saved her life with out her knowing. If she doesn't let you do your jobs this could turn out very very bad for her. She could be held hostage by the squirrel mafia and there is no negotiating those guys.

    Aroo to you,

  11. OMD, I SO HEAR YA!!!!! HOLY SQUIRREL SNOTS! The peeps just don't understand all that goes into protectin' the estate!!! geesh.
    Hey, if you needs back up, I can be overs in two shakes of a possum's tail!
    Ruby ♥

  12. Sometimes Mamas just don't get it!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  13. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 20 lashes with sticky spaghetti noodles will do the trick...I'm positive!!
    Hugs madi your bff
    PS what a cute post

  14. WEll you could pee on the floor. stella rose

  15. How can you pawtect your home if she won't let you? Shutting your door? That was wrong!
    From Vancouver,
    Louis Dog Armstrong