I've been sniffing something a little funny on Momma when she comes home, now that she's back at the office full time. At furst I thought I must be mistaken. Momma is at work, and she says that I can't work with her now that she's back at the office. But I finally got a good sniff, and OMD!!
Momma says her name is Verity and she's JUST a coworker! She's the new courthouse dog. Her job is to comfort the people, especially little kids, who come in and have to talk to Momma's coworkers about really bad crimes. She'll make them more comfortable to talk about traumatic and embarrassing stuff.
Okay, Momma, I'll agree that's a very impawtant job. I'm really impressed with how calm you say she is. I don't think I'd be so patient when fun little kiddos came to see me!! As long as you say she's JUST a coworker...
MOMMA!!! You WALKED HER?!?!?!
I don't know when I'm going to get over this betrayal...
that is a super idea to have such a co worker... even when matilda could make a super co worker too I bet ;O)ReplyDelete
Verity is a beautiful Labrador...with such a wonderful job.ReplyDelete
Matilda due to Momma being a traitor I was gonna suggest you give her your back of disrespect...BUT alas I see you have done that in the last photo
You need to meet Verity at the courthouse and become friends, Matilda.ReplyDelete
Matilda, we understand your feelings of betrayal, but try to remember that Verity is doing a very impawtant and worthwhile job and so she, and your Momma, deserve the benefit of the doubt.ReplyDelete
Good job Verity I need more dogs like you. But guess what Matilda we need more dogs like you too because you're good at loving and giving hugs and eating treats and being kind and gentle and sweet. Plus mama loves you best of allReplyDelete
Oh,Matilda, the shame of it all. But we suppose Momma is doing a good thing helping out with Verity - what a great idea for the kids at the courthouse.ReplyDelete
Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Well, Matilda, look at it this way: she is doing an important job taking care of the little kiddies. I'm sure your Mom misses you very much when she's at work. Oh, and Verity is a great name! It means truth.ReplyDelete
Not only has your mom gone back to work but she is cheating on you? Horrors!ReplyDelete
HOLY CRAP GURL!!! Wells, I NEVER! I hopes you kept your back to her for like 87 minutes, or until dinner time!ReplyDelete
Though, I gots to say, Verity sure is a cutie patooooootie! And I bets she gave her pets and kisses and loves too! Butts, she does do some REALLY impawtent work, so I thinks you can gives her and your Moms a pass on this one....just gets some cookies furst!
Matilda, the cold shoulder will be enough for mama to get the message - but I suspect she will also keep loving i=on Verity - for verily, she does have a rather essential role to play in the lives of little peeps and even you, dear Tildy, cannot hold out on that for long! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Wowzers, that is a cool dog! Helping those kids! But you are even cooler, Matilda, because you help your mom! That's the best job in the world.ReplyDelete
We think that is cheating. You should get to go too.ReplyDelete