"Um, are you sure about that outfit, Momma?"
"We have our reputations to think about, you know!"
"You do not wear open-toed shoes with pantyhose, Momma!"
"I think your silver earrings would look much better with that top."
"You'll do. Now hurry or you're going to be late!"
"And don't furget our treats before you leave."
It's a ruff job, but somebody's got to do it!