Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Stupid interfering neighbors!

Jessie here!

OMD, I had a secret adventure yesterday, but my stupid interfering neighbor cut it short! So last night, Momma was changing after work and opened the dog door for me like she always does. But I guess she furgot to check like usual, because when I sniffed around the corner, the GATE was open!! Oh BOY!!

I thought this would be the pawfect chance to pay a visit on my man Stanley so we could have a romantic walk on the beach. Oregon couldn't be too hard to find, right? But DAWG, I was just getting out of my front yard when my darned neighbor spotted me! I thought FAST and ran right back through the gate and my dog door. Momma thought I'd been there the WHOLE TIME, so I wouldn't get in trouble, and hopefully she wouldn't spot the open gate and I could make a break for it later.

But the darned neighbor ruined it AGAIN! She rang the doorbell and told Momma about seeing me run and the gate open, and darned Momma figured out what happened. HMPH!! Sorry, Stanley. I would've gotten away with it, if not for that meddling neighbor!!


Sandra said...

I am so grateful for your stupid neighbor... could have been a sad story... you do look innocent but we know photos lie.. BOL BOL

Madi and Mom said...

Oh Jessie....humans are bad about spoiling our plans but I must say I'm kinda glad your neighbor was home. We don't want you wandering aimlessly to Oregon.
Hugs madi your bfff

Julie said...

WHAT!?!? Sheesh, what an interfering neighbour!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Mark Muller said...

to walk to oregon on your own paws is not easy... maybe you can call a taxi-guy and he can send the bill to your neighbor?

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Crikey Jessie, that was a close one; whichever side of the gate one is on! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Bouncing Bertie said...

Maybe there'll be another chance some time Jessie.
Toodle pip!

Christmas & Robin said...

My advice is get revenge! Sneak over to that neighbor's yard and pee on her garden. BOL!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We hate to tell you this, Casey, but we are grateful for that nosy neighbor. We don't want anything bad to happen to you. Mom totally freaks when the lawn guys here forget to close our gate - wouldn't take any time at all for us to make a run to Texas:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

stellaroselong said...

We know...we know....we have escaped before also, BUTT Jessie it is really good your stoopid neighbor cared enuf to tell momma, it really is not safe for a beautiful girl to be traveling clear across the world to see Stanley. stella rose

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD...the nerve of some neighbors...BUT...we are with Easy, you may want to take a taxi or wait for your Mama to drive you to see Stanley.
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Amber DaWeenie said...

That's terrible......I think you should sneak out and pee on their tires and poop on their front porch! Just sayin'!


Idaho PugRanch said...

That can be scary for the peeps when we run off Jessie - Bailey used to do that and mom would get so upset
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

The Army of Four said...

That would be our mom's worst nightmare -- because we'd just take off running. And running. And running. And -- well, you get the idea. Thank God you came right back!
The best way for you to get to Oregon is for Casey to get his driver's license, then he can drive you. It will be safer that way!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

The Daily Pip said...

Meddling neighbors are the worst!

Ruby said...

Oh crap!!!! Wells, you almost made it to see Stanley.....You could have swung by here and we could have taken the margarita truck to see our Boo's! Foiled again. nuts. Wells, it was a nice try, and maybe throw the nosey neighbor a steak next time to distract them...I hears that works wonders!
Ruby ♥