"What could be inside?"
"Pff. Amateurs. I'll show you how to investigate a box!"
With Scribbles's help, we got the box open. And guess what it was? A fancy new ultra-comfy bed!
"Wow, we loves it!"
Turns out Momma bought it for Cinderella's room. Let's see how it fits.
"Ooh, Casey, this is so comfy! It's going to be so nice to sleep on!"
Yeah, you want to know why Momma bought it? Because she knows you need something extra comfy to rest your old bones on.
"HEY!! Who are you calling OLD?! I may only have half my teeth, but I can still bite you, you know!"
Um, er, ah -- I mean it's a super comfy princess bed, because she knows that real princesses can't handle feeling any little thing under their beds. Right. That's it.
"Hrmph. That's better. I appreciate my comfy new bed, Momma. Thanks!"