Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Erin go bragh!

Happy St. Patrick's Day efurrybody! Remember to celebrate with the wearing o' the green!


Some of you might be saying, "But Matilda, my humans say there's a quarantine going on! That means we all have to be careful in celebrating so we don't get sick." Well, yes, there's some silly human stuff going on right now. BUT don't let a silly thing like that prevent you from celebrating pawperly. You can wear your festive green AND still stay quarantine-safe!


So happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you! I hope you get some extra noms tonight for wearing these silly outfits in honor of the blessed saint!

Monday, March 16, 2020

Hard at work!

You may have noticed that this is a very stressful time for humans. Whenever they're foolish enough to watch the news instead of Netflix, they get lots of bad news that makes them worry. Apparently some idiots are hoarding toilet paper instead of just chewing and shredding it like a normal person? Events and trips are getting canceled, from little things to big ones that your humans have been looking forward to for months. And then, at least in Texas, our weather keeps going up and down, now rain now sun now fog, and it gives humans even bigger headaches. So in these trying times, we have a pretty big job.

 "Don't worry, Momma, you'll get to see the show another time."

"Lay down until your head feels better, Momma. I'll keep your feet warm."

"You don't have to worry about anything while I'm here."

Remember to keep calm to keep your human reassured. We can get them through this!

Monday, March 9, 2020

Starting to get a little concerned

Folks, I'm starting to get a little concerned about my momma. I'm thinking she might have some of that human dementia stuff. She furgets stuff ALL the time, so she's always having to ask me questions. "Who's a good girl?" "Who's Momma's girl?" "Who's my pretty baby?"

Uh, Momma, I'm the only one here...

I don't know, she might just be totally losing it! Is there anything I can do to help her?

Monday, March 2, 2020

Two grreat days!

Today I am joining my buddy Big and furiends to celebrate Dr. Seuss Day!


Now look, Mr. Sam-I-am, I loves all kind of food, but I'm kind of disturbed at how much you're pushing me to eat this obviously moldy stuff. How about you get me some nice fresh bacon instead??

In honor of the day, this is Momma's favorite Seuss quote:


But in addition to Dr. Seuss Day, it's another VERY impawtant day today!

 

So let's celebrate both, y'all!