Friday, February 23, 2018

Final Fiction Friday

It's the last Friday of the month, which means it's YAM Auntie's Final Fiction Friday! The challenge -- take a book, turn to page 87, and choose one word each from the 8th, 12th, and 16th lines. Then create a work of fiction, prose or poetry!

Since Momma's a big nerdy lawyer, the book she grabbed furst was "Making Your Case: The Art of Persuading Judges." *sigh* Really, Momma? Okay. Our words are


A Terrible, Rotten, No-Good Life
By Jessie!

Once upon a time, there was a little doggie whose life was just TERRIBLE! Her momma was cruel to her. Why, there was one week her momma made it rain almost nonstop the ENTIRE time, and she refused to dry out the back yard so the sweet little doggie could do zoomies and potty and all that stuff.

Yes, folks, it was a hard life.

Finally the little doggie couldn't take it any more. At the end of the week, her cruel momma got out of bed...and said, "It's raining, we're not going to walk this morning."

The little doggie cried as if her heart would break and shouted, "Momma, this is too much to bear! There's simply no consideration given for my hard life!"

The momma said, "Do you want a cookie?"

And the little doggie decided life wasn't so terrible after all.

The End


  1. What a PAWSOME story...we always love a happy ending(and cookies)!!!
    Rosy, Arty & Jakey

  2. We love this writing prompt! It's pawsome.

    And we saw your other post about Sarge. Thank you so much for sharing the very sad news. Xo

  3. I love your story, Jessie! Cookies can fix just about anything!

  4. cookies make da world go round right? (while duct tape holds it together lol)

  5. Hari OM
    OMD that poor darling little doggie... at least there was a happy ending. Sort of... I hope she gets out soon!!!

    Thank you for joining in FFF - one of the rules, though is to provide a link-back, so I will put it here!

    And I hope the rain stops soon!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  6. Oh thank goodness the story had a happy ending after all that horrid rain!

  7. Sweet tale - cookies always seem to make things better:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  8. BOL!! What a fun game! What a funny story! Its true though...cookies always makes things better :)

  9. It's been a long time. Stopping by to say a quick hello, Furiend!

  10. MOLMOLMOL I'm playing my itty bitty kitty violin!!!
    Jessie you are too funny
    Hugs madi your bfff