Okay, so there I was, innocently frolicking in the backyard...
All of a sudden, I sensed the approach of PURE EVIL. I turned around and saw...
OMD! What else could I do?? I SPRANG into action and bravely defended my home!
Then I heard Momma calling me to come in, so I proudly trotted in and dropped my enemy's carcass right on the living room floor so she could see what I'd done for her!
Momma's reaction was... odd.
She was definitely proud, because she kept saying things like "I can't believe this!!" But she also kept moaning things like "baby bunny!!!" as she picked it up and put it in a bag. I'm sure she's taking it to the taxidermist so it can be mounted and displayed.
Didn't I have the BEST morning?!?! I'm going to take a nap now and dream about my mighty battle.
I'm always unsure if that are tears of joy when I drop my prey in front of her... what do you think? And I wonder why they put our prey in a bag and we never see it again... maybe because that taxidermist failed and we can't hang it on our wall?
ReplyDeleteOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Jessie.....Mamas can be very unimpressed by our skills and gosh it was your yard and you are incharge of keeping evil out of it....tell you mama the recreation was excellent especially of her calling the taxidermist.
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
oh my Jessie, in the house???? Jake has dropped many victims of prey but not in the house.. Jake is proud of you... he he he..... poor mommy and those tears plus having to pick it up and bag it... you sure took a great nap after all that drama
ReplyDeleteInstincts! Cam and I are VERY impressed! Our mom might feel differently than we do, but we think you did dog-kind PROUD!
ReplyDeleteYours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
PS: From Mom: Waaaaaah! Poor bun-bun!!! :(
You defended the realm. It's sad about the bunny but given the size of its teeth, I'd have done the same thing.
ReplyDeleteAbby Lab
She must be proud. I only get to defend da homestead against da lizards dat sneak in.
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteYou were doing what you are designed to do; da mudder needs to get that understood; then again, pawhaps don't go stretching the relationship too much Jess - there could be a reduction in treats... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Oh my dawg!!!!! Run
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
Jessie, pawsome job! We are proud of you for your great protecting your property!
ReplyDeleteGreat job Jessie!!!!! Gotta protect!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO Jessie... Casey must be THRILLED fur you... and will BRAG on you fur like EVER.
ReplyDeleteAND your mamma must have been SCREECHING her JOY so high you couldn't understand her... WE are SURE what she was SCREAMING was ACTUALLY.... BRAVE BOXER BRAVE BOXER BESTEST BOXER Taxidermy the TROPHY BRAVE BOXER...
WAY TO GO JESSIE.... WE are VERY MUCH PROUD OF YOU...
If your mom is not preparing to mount it on the wall then there is something wrong with your mom and she does not understand anything!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
GO JESSIE!!! Sometimes Mamas just don't understand the things we have to do!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Lightning would be so proud of you, Jessie!!! He has graduated from babies and goes the big ones. Mom is horrified at this but it is what it is, and we ARE dogs.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Ciara and Lightning
I am SO in loves...
ReplyDelete-Otto, who found a deer leg on our walkie this afternoon...just sayin'
WoooooHooooo!!! YOU GO GURL!!!!!! OMD, what a FABulous score!!! I just don't gets the peeps....no appreciation at all!
ReplyDeleteyou didn't even gets to roll on it did you??!!! geesh.
Kisses,
Ruby ♥