Thursday, May 26, 2016

The Battle!

OMD, folks!! Jessie here, and you'll NEVER believe what happened this morning!! I'm going to have to do a recreation, because for SOME reason Momma didn't get any pictures of it. She takes pictures ALL the time, but not of the impawtant stuff. Sheesh!

Okay, so there I was, innocently frolicking in the backyard...


All of a sudden, I sensed the approach of PURE EVIL. I turned around and saw...


OMD! What else could I do?? I SPRANG into action and bravely defended my home!


 Then I heard Momma calling me to come in, so I proudly trotted in and dropped my enemy's carcass right on the living room floor so she could see what I'd done for her!


Momma's reaction was... odd.


She was definitely proud, because she kept saying things like "I can't believe this!!" But she also kept moaning things like "baby bunny!!!" as she picked it up and put it in a bag. I'm sure she's taking it to the taxidermist so it can be mounted and displayed.

Didn't I have the BEST morning?!?! I'm going to take a nap now and dream about my mighty battle.



16 comments:

Mark Muller said...

I'm always unsure if that are tears of joy when I drop my prey in front of her... what do you think? And I wonder why they put our prey in a bag and we never see it again... maybe because that taxidermist failed and we can't hang it on our wall?

Madi and Mom said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Jessie.....Mamas can be very unimpressed by our skills and gosh it was your yard and you are incharge of keeping evil out of it....tell you mama the recreation was excellent especially of her calling the taxidermist.
Hugs madi your bfff

Sandra said...

oh my Jessie, in the house???? Jake has dropped many victims of prey but not in the house.. Jake is proud of you... he he he..... poor mommy and those tears plus having to pick it up and bag it... you sure took a great nap after all that drama

The Army of Four said...

Instincts! Cam and I are VERY impressed! Our mom might feel differently than we do, but we think you did dog-kind PROUD!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
PS: From Mom: Waaaaaah! Poor bun-bun!!! :(

LBJ said...

You defended the realm. It's sad about the bunny but given the size of its teeth, I'd have done the same thing.

Abby Lab

Lone Star Cats said...

She must be proud. I only get to defend da homestead against da lizards dat sneak in.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
You were doing what you are designed to do; da mudder needs to get that understood; then again, pawhaps don't go stretching the relationship too much Jess - there could be a reduction in treats... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my dawg!!!!! Run
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Jessie, pawsome job! We are proud of you for your great protecting your property!

Idaho PugRanch said...

Great job Jessie!!!!! Gotta protect!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO Jessie... Casey must be THRILLED fur you... and will BRAG on you fur like EVER.
AND your mamma must have been SCREECHING her JOY so high you couldn't understand her... WE are SURE what she was SCREAMING was ACTUALLY.... BRAVE BOXER BRAVE BOXER BESTEST BOXER Taxidermy the TROPHY BRAVE BOXER...

WAY TO GO JESSIE.... WE are VERY MUCH PROUD OF YOU...

Murphy said...

If your mom is not preparing to mount it on the wall then there is something wrong with your mom and she does not understand anything!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Dory and the Mama said...

GO JESSIE!!! Sometimes Mamas just don't understand the things we have to do!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Lightning would be so proud of you, Jessie!!! He has graduated from babies and goes the big ones. Mom is horrified at this but it is what it is, and we ARE dogs.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

rottrover said...

I am SO in loves...

-Otto, who found a deer leg on our walkie this afternoon...just sayin'

Ruby said...

WoooooHooooo!!! YOU GO GURL!!!!!! OMD, what a FABulous score!!! I just don't gets the peeps....no appreciation at all!
you didn't even gets to roll on it did you??!!! geesh.
Kisses,
Ruby ♥