Here is Gabby's Momma's version of events: "Left these two on their honor while we ran errands. 3 steaks and a pork chop thawing in the sink. Came home to two small pieces of bone and a bloody mess on the carpet. Needles to say dimner was late, we had to quick thaw more meat. I forget that Gabby is a jumper and pretty sure she procured the meat out of the sink. Will be investing in a nanny cam of some sort in the future. Boxers!"
The prosecution rests. (And that last line sounds an awful lot like racial profiling to me!!) Now let's hear from Gabby in her defense:
"So dere I was, hanging out innocentlys at home while my momma ran errands. I promised her I would be a good girl, so I was curled up in my bed playing with a stuffie. Then all of a sudden I heards a noise in da kitchen, and the next thing I knew, a massive horde of squirrels were running out with 3 steaks and a porkchop hoisted above their little heads. Well, I dropped my stuffie and LEAPED at them, snapping and snarling. "Stop dat! Don't you know dat's dinner for da humans tonight?!" Well, they taunted me and waved those steaks around, and then they started taking BITES out of the steaks just to tease me!! So I jumped at them. It was a fierce battle. I barely made it out alive. I'm going to have nightmares about all those squirrels. <shudder> In the end, all that was left of the steaks and the porkchop were two small pieces of bone, but I took LOTS of squirrel blood in payment!! I had just finished chasing all of them away when Momma came home. I was expecting lots of praise for my vicious battle against the squirrels, but instead she accused ME of eating the steaks!! Can you believes it?!?!"
Wow. Compelling arguments on both sides. The jury is going to consider both cases.... And it looks like the verdict is in:
Oh Isa agree wif you Casey that poor little girl was subjected to such horror from those squirrel monsters that hers could be forever scarred for the rest of hers life so hers Momma had better just step up and give her lots of goodies for awhile....cough..cough hers momma may also want to start thawing the meat in the refrig...just in case...just saying.....ReplyDelete
Angus McConnell Long
Blame the kitty kat next doorReplyDelete
Lily & Edward
Squirrels are evil creatures and they continue to try and get all us doggies in trouble. Without any physical proof that Gabby actually pulled the meat from the sink, I don't know how her mom could even bring the case to trial. I am glad she was found innocent because I am sure she is!ReplyDelete
OUTSTANDING JUDGAFYING, Your HONORABLENESS.ReplyDelete
Clearly it was the momma's Fault. WHO in their RIGHT MIND would leave Good Meats like that... out where any EVIL SQUIRREL could PURLOIN it ???? It was a SET UP from the Freezer to the Sink to the slamming of the door. A SET UP we say.
WELL DONE CASEY..DID YOU TAKE A WHIFF OF BREATH OF THE ACCUSED BEFORE PASSING JUDGEMENT. RAW MEAT HAS A DISTINCT ODOR!ReplyDelete
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Oh what a horrifying ordeal that Gabby has gone through, we think she should sue for wrongful blaming.ReplyDelete
She might need therapy after all that.
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Wow, I think Casey is perfectly right! You were framed by those horrid, rotten, no good, disgusting tree rats. Pttththth The nerve. You definitely deserve a hero's dinner for trying to save that meat for your peeps.
Grr and Woof,
This is justice at its best!ReplyDelete
Murphy & Stanley
Oh those squirrels can be so tiresome! Imagine accusing a hungry...um...vigilant Gaby of stealing raw meat from a sink while left alone. Does this even sound a like a plausible storyline?! We think NOT!! :p
the critters in the cottage xo
Look at that FACE! How could anyone even suspect that she'd do that?!?!ReplyDelete
Seriously. Well done, Casey. You saw right through those false accusations!