You're always telling me to make friends. How am I supposed to do that if you keep bringing me back inside whenever I try to talk to the new dog in the yard behind us?? I don't know what you mean about "We are not going to be THAT neighbor."
Mommas are so unreasonable sometimes.
I leave all of the silly politics to the humans, but I was very excited to hear that Major and Champ have been named as the futures DOTUS -- Dogs of the United States. It's always better when there's a dog in the White House. And apparently Major is a rescue, so he can help bring awareness to impawtant issues of doggie welfare.
If you live in the US like me, today is going to be a very stressful day for a lot of our humans. There are a lot of very ugly words out there and a lot of people who have forgotten their inner dog. But it's okay, we've trained for how to help our humans through this.
Jump right up on them and lay down. Make yourself extra heavy so they don't have any choice but to lay down with you. Rest your head on them and let out a deep sigh that tells them it's okay to take a breath. Send out all the calming, loving vibes you can. And then once they've really relaxed, lick their faces and have them take you for a walk or a rousing game of tug or fetch. They need us right now! Don't let them down!
And no matter who wins or who your humans voted for, tomorrow remember to love each other.
