"No. There are LINES, Momma. Green, yes. Stupid headgear, NO. Get it off!"
"Casey, Pigeon's making faces at me! How am I supposed to pay attention?"
<sigh> "I work with amateurs. We're never going to get this done."
"See, Casey, I can be professional!"
"Just keep smiling 'til the treats come out, kiddo."
"Wait, how did I get drafted into this?? I was just hear to laugh at the doggies!"