1. I confess that I once jumped up on the counter, pulled down a bag of semisweet chocolate chips that Momma was going to use for making Christmas candy, and ate almost the WHOLE bag. (And stupidly left the empty bag out fur Momma to see and freak out over instead of throwing it away.)
2. I confess that I once snuck out of my crate while Momma was at work, even though she'd put locks on the door, and scratched up the WHOLE back of the bedroom door trying to go find her . . . on the day she invited Grandma and Grandpa over to see her sweet new dog for the furst time.
Would I ever be so naughty?
And the truth is.... #2!! Yes, sure enough, I once scratched up the WHOLE back of Momma's bedroom door trying to get out. That was before she learned how to lock the crate up more securely, and before I figured out how to master the doorknob principle. Nowadays I stay in my crate just to make Momma happy, but if I want to, I can get out any time AND open the bedroom door too. Hah! My middle name is Houdini for a reason.
Want to know a secret about #1? That's true too . . . except it wasn't me who did it! Well, I helped Cinderella get the package off the counter, because she's old and has arthritis, but she ate that chocolate all by herself. Momma was freaking out and blaming me, but then Cinderella, uh, gave up the evidence. (Yuck.) I told Momma that if it was me, I would've put the bag in the trash so she never would've known!
Hahahaha tricky dog ,nice to meet you
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YourSpecialDog
We don't believe any of it! Clearly both you and Cinderella are not capable of such naughtiness! The Mom was probably into the sauce and making up stories! Again!
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HA HA HA HA you tricked us... you told TWO true thingys... butt the NAME was Changed to Pawtect the innocent.. in the second Story.
ReplyDeleteOh we thought they both sounded true blue! Poor Cinderella here she got to eat the choc. chips but then she didn't....
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Oh cool, we guessed right!! You should see some of our doors. Heaven forbid if Mom even goes in the bathroom without me. scratch! scratch! scratch!
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Naughty Greta
Bailey & Hazel too
Well you know, a guy sometimes just has to have his moma close by, Ohhhh Barharhar
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Pees; left you a note about Blogville Police department, send me your resume over to susie.sidebite@gmail.com, OK
MOL Casey are you part beaver?
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Remodeling the door with your paw scratching artwork sounds nice. Humans dont seem to appreciate fine art when they see it.
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Sully
Oh, I can't believe you'd EVER do anything wrong, Casey! Just look at that sweet, innocent, handsome face of yours!!! You're totally not to blame!!!
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Hehehe love that guys worked together on the counter surfing:-)
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