Thursday, November 8, 2018

Torture!

Can you believes that after I've been SUCH a good girl, Momma dragged me off yesterday to be tortured?!?!


She got this kerazy idea that just because I might pee in the house a million times a day, that might mean I have a bladder infection. So she dragged me off to the dogtor, where they poked and prodded me and stole my pee! The nerve!! The verdict? I don't have a bladder infection, but I DO seem to have some allergies and an ear infection. Okay, cool, we're done, right?


NO! After we got home and I thought everything was FINE, Momma pinned me on the couch and poured medicine burning acid into my ears!! And she did it AGAIN this morning!! Can you believes her?? Someone send help. I can't handle much more of this.

13 comments:

  1. aaaah ear infections are made in hell... we hope da burning acid can wash away that hell fire in your ears... hugs and potp to you ;O)

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  2. Hari Om
    if 87xPOTP will help you out, Matilda, you have it from me!!! Such indignities... hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. OMD, Matilda! You're welcome to come here to hide. We have plenty of beds and treats!

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  4. OH NOOOO not the Ear Torture... Jake had to be tortured to, so I am well aware of what Mommy had to go through, OOPS I mean what YOU had to go through

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  5. Oh no Matilda, torture! This is not good news. And you know what? I bet your Momma is telling you it's all for your own good too. As if that ever made anything better....
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  6. Oh Matilda...I feels your pain. Mamas can be soooo mean all your the sake of "it will help you feel better"...Sheesh!
    xoxo,
    Arty

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  7. OH no, ear infections are the pits. We hate having anything put in our ears too. We hope the meds work really fast for you, Matilda.

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  8. We hope your ears clear up FAST. I hate when Mom waterboards my ears with the ear spray.

    Abby Lab

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  9. Hope your ears are better really soon!
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

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  10. Gurl, I SO knows what you're goin' through! And Ma says she doesn't knows how your Moms gets the burning acid in your ears without a 'beard'! (Ma uses my beard as a 'handle' to hold my head still!). Sendin' lots of POTP and healin' vibes and AireZens! (and if you needs some defensive moves Matilda, I can helps you out! I'm a pro at this ear thing! BOL!)
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  11. He he, we loved Ruby's comment. Our Mom uses our beards too. They're handy for some things but we get even by wiping them on her legs when they get wet.

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  12. Oh nose da dreaded dogtor. I was hasen ear issues a couple days ago and Mama pulled out da awful ear meds fur me too....da nerve..buts it did helps sooo ;)

    xoxo,
    Matt (& Matilda)

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  13. Off the stove and into the fire!!! Or some such expression Matilda! We can come over and retrain your Mama , no problem! Treats!Treats! Treats!!!!!

    the critters in the cottage xo

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