Friday, August 3, 2018

False advertising!!

Momma said this surgery was to make me a big girl! But they must've done the wrong one.


They turned me into a LAMP instead!!! Send help. Or treats.

15 comments:

  1. oh I hope you will be a lamp for only a short time... and we hope efurrything heals up quicly ;O) hugs to you...

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  2. Maybe it's because you brighten the room when you walk in. Just a little Portie humor.

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  3. I hope that stoopid lampshade can come off soon, Matilda!

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  4. oh nooooooooooo so sorry you are wearing the cone of shame and you do look like a lamp

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  5. Oh my word Matilda...I don't think I've ever heard of an excellent girl getting a lampshade at the vet/doc Most Vet/Docs give very good patient get a biscuit or a lollipop.
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  6. Sooooooo not fair!!!
    xoxo,
    Rosy, Arty & Jakey

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  7. Hari OM
    OMD... Matilda, whateva has they did to ya gal??? Can you feel my etherhug - can you taste the etherbone I is tossing your way??? don't worry darlin' I'm certain this will be of short duration... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  8. BOL - you are a funny girl, Matilda.

    You may be a lamp but we bet you are a very bright light for your Mom.

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  9. Hopefully you won't be a lamp for long!!
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

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  10. I think you'll be like a butterfly and emerge from the lampshade as a lovelier girl! :-) ....And get lots of extra treats while you're working on that "emergence!"

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  11. Oh Dear Me....I'm so sorry about the lamp thing. Sending hugs in your direction. 💗💖💙💖💗

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  12. OH, NOT THE LAMPSHADE!!!!! Well, all you have to do is look SUPER sad, and if your mom is anything like ours, she'll let you go cone-free if she's there to watch you. It COULD buy you extra snuggle time!
    We hope your healing process is going well!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  13. Oh no, you poor baby. The good news is if you look straight up you can get a good sun tan

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  14. Oh NOSE. I had to wear one of those when I had my big girl surgery after I was rescued (at age 8 I'd had a LOT of puppies before being abandoned when I got sick). It will be over before you know it and then it's back to play time. Trust your Mama to take good care of you. She loves you very much.

    Abby Lab

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