"Um...excuse me, Auntie Jess, it's very nice to see you, but where is Momma??"
"Momma's coming home next, right?"
But NO, Momma was NOT coming home next! Auntie Jess told us that she was staying with us overnight because MOMMA abandoned us to go do some dumb work thing!!!
"How could she just abandon us like that?"
"Think very hard about your part in this."
"Auntie, will there at least be treats to compensate us for this terrible betrayal?"
"Treats? Um...Auntie Jess, have I mentioned how very pretty you're looking today?"
"Apology accepted. Let's get to bed, Auntie Jess!! I promise not to kick you completely out."