Ooh, I LOVES it when a package arrives in the mail. It's usually for ME! Momma just gets boring bills and stuff. The fun stuff is aaaaaall mine. Look what arrived this weekend.
See, it has my name right there. And it says ROYAL mail, so obviously it's for me. And it's from Molly the Wally!
Open it already, Momma. I'm so excited!!
I knew it! It's the pendant I won in the auction to help Tweedles. I've been waiting and waiting for it to come. Guess what, Momma? I got it for you.
Do you likes it, Momma?