I've said it before, but I have MEAN momma. Do you know what she did to me on Friday? She tricked me into thinking it was going to be a fun day because she stayed home from work, and she even invited two new people over to play with me! Hooray!! But then guess what she did?
She snapped a leash on me! In my own house!!She made me come over and lay down in the kitchen while our visitors went in and out of the house and fiddled with our TV and everything. Momma had the nerve to tell me that they were there to set up TV service instead of to play with me. AS IF!! Everyone who comes to our house is there to play with me! But my mean momma kept them away.
I pulled Dragon over and had a long chat with him about how mean my momma was. Dragon offered to fly over to the visitors and escort them over to me. It was such an utterly humiliating time. Fortunately Momma decided that I needed something to distract me from the indignity.
Sniff sniff. Oooh, I smell Sasha on this! It's my prize for a contest I won! Oooh, this is almost distracting enough to furget the leash I'm wearing.
What's in it? It all smells so good!!
Look at all this pawesome stuff! Under my right paw is a pawtrait of Chef Sasha herself! Plus there's some bone-shaped cookie cutters and treats, and on my left a cookbook from Three Dog Bakery! Momma can make up for her behavior today by making me some noms, stat!
Oh, or you can open up the bag of noms that Sasha sent me. That will do, while my treats are in the oven. Open that bag, Momma!
I even shared with Cinderella. Aren't I a good brother? (OH, and if you were wondering, Cinderella was not cruelly tied up during our visit. Momma said something about her not jumping all over the TV guys while they tried to work. I smell favoritism.)
THANKS, SASHA!!! I love my prize!