Sunday, August 18, 2013

Bad Poetry Day: The Boxer and the Pea

My furiends Oz and Ku are hosting a Bad Poetry Day (well, more like weekend), and I wanted to pawticipate! But my poem has to start with an illustration:

LBR foster Gizmo

Gizmo inspired this poem! I call it The Boxer and the Pea

The floor, it is so cold and hard
It really keeps me on my guard.
How am I supposed to relax
without a soft bed beneath my back?

Well, this is much better,
I must admit.
But is just one bed
enough to do it?

Ahh, that's better, let's add one more!
Two beds is comfier by far.
But you know, now that I'm here
That hard floor beneath I still can feel.

Three beds is much better, that's the trick!
I'm sure this is much more like it.
Three beds is great, that's for sure,
But... my comfort isn't quite pure.

Add one more bed, I'm sure that'll work.
Four beds, and I won't feel
That hard floor at all. For real.

The end


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

EXCELLENT..BAD Poem !!! Love the Illustration!!!

Oz theTerrier said...

BOL!!! That is a great "bad" poem and I love how it is inspired by foster Gizmo! Thank you for entering the contest.
*high paw*

P.S. I entered the link to this post in the Contest linky list so others can vote for you. (You left your comment on the original post for Bad Poetry Day, but I had a new post with the linky - you are all set now!)

Idaho PugRanch said...

Great BAd Poem!!!! love it and the picture!
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Emma said...

Impressive poem :)

Swami Zoe said...

Wooowoooooo! Pawesome poem! Woooooowooooo, Ku (Zoe's brother)

sagechronicles said...

Hmmm, Cushion Tester---that's a pretty cushy job, Gizmo. Love your 'bad' poem!

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Great bad poem!!

Sarge said...

Wow, that's wonderful! Great poetry work there fur sure. I agree that more bed and padding is better...sorta like more food and treats are better too. BOL Great pix too.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Taryn said...

That was the very best of the bad! Loved it!

Ranger said...

BOL. Bad one! Love the photo.

Ruby said...

I loves it!!! And I loves the pic too!!!
There is some great bad poetry here!!
Ruby ♥

Oskar said...

That poem rocks!

Nubbin wiggles,

chicamom85 said...

Bravo Bravo!! Outstanding bit of bad poetry. I am amazed

Loveys Sasha

Tillie and Georgia said...

That is very good bad poetry :)
We like that you have lots of beds to sleep on too.
Enjoy yourself Gizmo!! Oh, you already are!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL you might be part feline you know we are never satisfied until everything within reach is under us.
Hugs Madi your bFFF

Bravo on your poem

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