Tuesday, April 1, 2014

My confession

So my furiends, on this fine and beeYOUtiful spring day, I wanted to make a confession. I'm a little hesitant to do it, but I know you're all my furiends and you've got my back.


See, the other day, I was lounging quietly on the couch when I suddenly heard a noise at the front door.


There was a whole band of marauding squirrels trying to beat down the door! They had a little battering ram made out of acorns and everything. They were shouting "Death to doggies!" and shaking their little fists. Let me tell you, furiends, it was terrifying.


Well, in the face of invaders like that, there's only one thing a dog could do.


I put my head down and said, "Come on in, guys, there's plenty of bacon to share!"

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APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!


Oh come on, guys! Share bacon?! You know me better than that. BOL!
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15 comments:

  1. MadSnapperApril 1, 2014 at 8:05 AM

    we know you would never share your bacon with Squirrels. but i did enjoy this Tall Tale about the mini battering ram.....

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  2. Frankie Furter and ErnieApril 1, 2014 at 9:28 AM

    Shame on you... you had us TOTALLY Fooled. We believed every terror filled word of it... BUTT it was kinda funny to visualize them out there with their NUTTY battering ram. hehhehehehe

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  3. My Mind's EyeApril 1, 2014 at 10:59 AM

    MOL MOL MOL BRAVO CASEY. BOY DO I HEAR YOU THE DAY I SHARE BACON IS THE DAY MOM WILL NEED TO PUT ME IN STRAIGHT JACKET.
    HUGS THAT WAS FUNNY
    MADI YOUR BFFF

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  4. stellaroselongApril 1, 2014 at 11:11 AM

    Oh that was just a grandest joke...we knew you wouldn't share bacon wif those little scoundrels....only ours dad does stooopid things like that.
    stella rose

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  5. houndstoothApril 1, 2014 at 11:26 AM

    I knew you'd never let them in, or share bacon! That's crazy talk!


    Bunny

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  6. LPApril 1, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    We were starting to doubt you a little bit Casey when you described the "nutty battering ram" but we knew for sure you'd never share your bacon! What kind of dog shares his bacon with squirrels? Not your kind... that's for sure! :p

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  7. Two French BulldogsApril 1, 2014 at 2:31 PM

    Aaahhhhh, got us!
    Lily & Edward

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  8. Ziggy StardustApril 1, 2014 at 2:33 PM

    BwaaaaHaaaa! You totally had me until the sharing bacon part!


    Love Sasha

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  9. Lassiter Chase and BenjaminApril 1, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    Lol.

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  10. SullyApril 1, 2014 at 8:23 PM

    BOL you had me goin, Casey.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  11. WyattApril 1, 2014 at 9:26 PM

    I thought you had gone loco there for a minute...haha.
    You could always invite the squirrels in and then make squirrel bacon. :D

    Wyatt

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  12. Idaho PugRanchApril 1, 2014 at 9:45 PM

    CASEY!!! Your really had us scared for a minute, sharing bacon???? NO!!!
    BOL!
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  13. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisakiApril 2, 2014 at 5:04 AM

    hahahaha! You had me wondering WTD For a minute there lol

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  14. The Army of FourApril 2, 2014 at 10:48 AM

    Ha roo roo roo!!!! You had us going, Casey!!!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  15. Elgor82April 2, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    BOL! You got us ..

    Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

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