HRMPH!! You may have heard that
my Texas Rangers tied up the World Series last night in a thrilling 4-0 shutout victory right here in DFW. I was wearing my Rangers bandana and was all ready to cheer on my Rangers.
Did I get to?
NO!! And I'll tell you why -- my MEAN MOM! Instead of watching the game with me and Cinderella at home -- where I could bark my Rangers war chant -- she went to the game
without me! How dare she! I'm a Rangers fan, I'm lots of fun at games, and I look darn snazzy in my Rangers shirt. I'm sure they would've let me in!

(This picture is from a game last year, when she still acted like she loved me. Hrmph. See how good I look?!?)
Mom says she's going to watch the game with me tonight, but nothing can repair this grievous betrayal. ...Okay, maybe a bunch of cookies and a Rangers World Series title. But I'm holding out until then!
GO RANGERS!!