Friday, February 12, 2021

Cozy Valentine's Day

 Momma says that it's Valentine's Day on Sunday, so I guess I should post this today.

I'm trying to do my sultry look, but I don't think it's coming across well! I'm very good at kisses and looooove to give them all the time. Momma sometimes says that I need to tone down on the kisses a little, but of course she's just kidding. Whenever our Best Guy comes over, I jump up to try to kiss his face and then kiss his arms all over when that doesn't work. I know he loves it because he's always saying "Matilda! Stopit, Matilda!" Stopit is our little code word for "I love you," of course. BOL!


Momma's a little sad because our weather is AWFUL right now. There was a giant accident not too far away from us yesterday involving 135 cars and lots of people killed or hurt. It's really really cold and icy right now, and Texas isn't set up to deal with that. So it's not safe to drive very far. And our Best Guy lives an hour away. :( So he may not come down for Valentine's, which makes us both sad. But then I reminded Momma that she's got ME. I may not be her Valentine, but we're still two peas in a pod and we loves each other very much.

So maybe we'll have a Galentine's Day this weekend. Lots of wine for Momma and tree rat cookies for me. BOL. However you'll celebrate it, have a grreat -- and SAFE! -- weekend!

Friday, February 5, 2021

A new supervillain?

 Momma watched the new Wonder Woman movie this summer, because she really really loves Wonder Woman. Apparently she faced a new enemy named Cheetah, who was like a big kitty. But of course Wonder Woman won out in the end!! I said it was because she was just facing a big kitty, and they're not skeery. But Momma said she figured out the real reason.


Apparently Wonder Woman's natural enemy is the boxer! BOL!!!


Really, Momma, would this face do something like that?

So when do I get another?

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Nurse Matilda on duty!

 Sorry we're a little late today, folks, but I've been working hard for the past two days! I mentioned that Momma was getting a shot on Monday? It wasn't a rabies shot after all, but the second dose of that other vaccine all the humans are talking about. She was super happy to get it, but boy did she feel uncomfortable afterwards!


She said it's a sign she has a healthy immune response, so she wasn't upset. But she was either shivering a whole bunch or super hot, and I think she hurt a lot because she taught me a WHOLE bunch of new HBO words!!

I immediately went to work making her feel better. I know, I was working on my birthday! But that's what we working breeds do.


Thanks to my help, Momma is feeling almost 100% better! Phew! What would she have done without me??

Monday, February 1, 2021

A Barkday to Remember!

 Wow wow WOW! Guys, I'm three whole years old today! It doesn't seem real. I don't FEEL any more mature. I thought it would just kind of hit me by now.

But here I am, three years old, and definitely old enough to go on a grreat barkday adventure!! We had to do it yesterday, because Momma is being boring and working today. (And getting some kind of a shot that she's really happy about. I hope it's not rabies.) Anyways, I told Momma that her big idea BETTER not just be a photoshoot!!

But no, we were off into the grrreat unknown!!! I've been telling Momma that what I really wanted to do was go on a big adventurous hike like some of my furiends do. Going out into the wilds, matching my wits against dangerous animals, and breaking new ground!


We couldn't quite manage the wilds -- there was a paved walkway right next to us, but it still felt like we were really getting out there. Then we came across something I heard about from my friends Maggie and Ragnar -- a trippy-trap bridge! I was a little nervous crossing my furst one. You never know when there might be trolls underneath!


It was lots of fun! I even humored Momma and posed with her without any cookies!


By the time we spotted the second trippy-trap bridge, I was an old pro and ready to take on any trolls!!


Momma, this has to be 87 miles, right?? We walked FUREVER!!


We ended our walk at a pretty heart of hearts that was painted to match my Birthday Girl bandana. How nice of them to put it out just to celebrate my barkday!

Afterwards, we had to refuel from such major exertions. So we went to Sonic, and I gots a birthday cheeseyburger!!


Ohhh, that's always the best part of a barkday. But the adventure wasn't over yet!! When we gots home, there was a volcanic eruption! Can you believes it?! I got hard to work saving the poor dinos from the molten lava.



Don't worry, guys. I'll save you!


After my stunning heroics, I was treated to a special dinner -- freshly caught tree rat!


Phew!! When I asked for a barkday adventure, I didn't know how jam-packed it was going to be. This was the best barkday EVER. I think I'm glad Momma is working today. I know exactly what my plans for the day are....



Friday, January 29, 2021

Flashback Friday: Barkday Edition

 Guess what, peeps? Monday is my THIRD barkday!! Can you believes it?? Momma said that we'll do something special together on Sunday, and I can share pictures with you on Monday. Yay! I'm all excited about what we might do, so I thought today's post would be looking at barkdays past. Not that I've had a lot of them, but they were fun!


What are we doing, Momma???
 
My very furst barkday, I didn't know what was up. I just knew we were in for an adventure!
 
OMD, what is THIS??
 
Then I gots my very furst barkday CHEESEYBURGER!! Wow, life is just pawfect sometimes, isn't it??

Last year Momma took me on an adventure to Petsmart so I could sniff all the smells and do some shopping at the same time. I love being able to pick out presents!

I love HAVING the presents even more. BOL! Even if I have to pose with the stupid Birthday Princess sash that won't stay in place.

I just can't waits to find out what we do for THIS barkday. Three whole years old is a pretty big deal, right?? If I were human, I'd be old enough to drink now, right? Hmm, maybe Momma and I are going to the bar! BOL! What do you think we'll do?